Facebook told to piss off with this ‘Friendversary’ thing 


FACEBOOK needs to stop telling people how long they have been friends on Facebook, because no-one gives a shit, it has been confirmed.

The social network is encouraging users to ‘celebrate’ the anniversary of becoming ‘friends’ with someone, but has failed explain why this matters in any way whatsoever.

Facebook user, Emma Bradford said: “Me and my friend, Nikki have been best mates since we we’re six years-old, when I told her that she couldn’t eat crayons.

“We can’t be sure of the exact date, but it was over 20 years ago now. Still, at least Facebook let us know that we had a Friendversary last week.

“The date for this is based on the date we both started using the same social media platform. That’s great, but not quite as important as when I had to stop her from choking on a crayon.”

Facebook user, Tom Booker said: “It told me today that me and a bloke from work have had a three year Friendversary. We decided that while it was obviously a significant milestone we would continue to be very casual acquaintances who would have our annual two minute chat at the Christmas party.”