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Fit teachers to spend six weeks not being wanked about

ATTRACTIVE teachers will get a break from being wanked about by teenagers during the long summer holidays.

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Man chooses sunburn over having back touched by another male

A MAN has opted for agonising sunburn after concluding that a male friend applying sun cream would be gay.

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