A HOUSE full of love-themed trinkets is actually a horrible place to spend time, guests have confirmed.
Joanna Kramer and Wayne Hayes have decorated their home with romance-themed pictures, fairy lights and even cushions spelling out L-O-V-E, yet the atmosphere is suffocatingly tense.
Visitor Nikki Hollis said: “It is honestly one of the most stressful places I have ever been, and I recently got ‘extreme vetted’ on the way to America.
“At one point I tried to lighten the mood by moving the cushions around to spell out vole – I thought Sarah was going to stab me.”
The couple’s latest interior design purchase is a huge distressed wood sign bearing the phrase ‘Live Laugh Love’, although they have only done one of these in the past two years.
Meanwhile, the pair are maintaining a similar approach online, regularly posting Facebook and Instagram selfies tagged ‘#myonlyone’ and ‘#truelove’ despite the ever-growing resentment evident in their smiles.