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How to have a nice middle-class car accident

A DEGREE doesn’t make you immune to life’s little mishaps. It means when they happen, you handle them with dignity, passive-aggression and Ocado bags in the footwell. 

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Cat Deeley, and other celebrities you could easily pull because they're single

CAT Deeley is single after 12 years, so don’t waste this opportunity. Even a dull non-celebrity like you could slip in on the rebound, as with these: 

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