THE legal obligation to display a valid tax disc has been shifted from cars to people.
The laminated disc, which will display your tax code and a record of payments for the last five years, must be worn around the neck on a chain in the style of an 80s rapper.
It must be visible to inspectors at all times, even while the taxpayer is asleep.
An HM Revenue & Customs spokesman said: You hear I pay my taxes! all the time but rarely does anyone prove it.
From now on, your contribution to the state will be displayed to everyone at all times, and if you didnt make one dont expect to be allowed to walk on the pavement like everybody else.
Anyone without a visible tax disc will be fined, then clamped, then towed away, then crushed into a small cube.