MODEL Kelly Brook has left the mortal plane to travel the higher realms looking for love.
Having reached the highest level of our reality and become omnipresent, the former Big Breakfast star has broken her fleshly bonds to depart into the ether.
Her spirit ablaze, wearing a Proenza Schouler skirt and Sam Edelman caged sandals, Brook will spend a few aeons in paradise before being stepping out in Hades with the Horned One himself.
After that relationship ends she will merge with the godhead, becoming at one with everything for eternity just like she already is on the Mail Online sidebar.
She said: Amazingly, a precondition of becoming the force that drives the universe is having a failed relationship with a former Gladiator.
Me, Jordan and Ulrika will laugh about that one until the end of time.