I could kick you in the nuts and there’s nothing you can do about it, Prince George tells teacher

PRINCE George has begun school by confirming he can do whatever he wants because he is basically the King.

The delightful scamp told a teacher: “I can kick you in the nuts if I like.

“You can’t tell me off because then soldiers would come and burn down your house with all your toys in it. Then they would chop off your head and ravens would eat it.”

He then instructed classmates to give him a weekly ’marble tax’ of six marbles ‘to include at least one interestingly-patterned Queenie’.

However classmate Julian Cook said: “We’re not even that bothered about Prince George.

“There’s another kid in our year who comes to school in a taxi. Now that’s really intriguing.”