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Man somehow unaware Jacob Rees-Mogg is a massive bellend

A MAN somehow believes that arch-wanker Jacob Rees-Mogg is a brilliant individual who would make an excellent prime minister.

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Two die in battle for final plug socket in Caffe Nero

TWO laptop users have died in a brawl over the only remaining power source in a coffee shop.

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