A MAN somehow believes that arch-wanker Jacob Rees-Mogg is a brilliant individual who would make an excellent prime minister.
Badly paid office worker Tom Logan is strangely impressed by incredibly rich hedge fund founder Rees-Mogg, who for some reason pretends to be an eccentric 18th century landowner.
Logan said: “I love it when he does all that Latin stuff. I’ve no idea what it means or if he’s just making it up but he’s a character and that’s what counts.
“He’s a classic English gentleman like Sherlock Holmes or Bertie Wooster, which is exactly the sort of person we need in a new digital 21st-century of trade negotiations.
“’The Moggster’ would baffle Americans with one of his clever long words. Pissing people off in an amusing way is definitely one of the key skills a politician should have.”
Logan’s enthusiasm for Rees-Mogg is so great that he recently surprised friends by declaring he is against abortion and same-sex marriage too.
He added: “When you think about it abortion is pretty yucky and marriage should be traditional with a man and a woman in a pretty dress.”
Friend Nikki Hollis said: “Christ knows why an ordinary guy like Tom is so keen on a weird poseur like Rees-Mogg. Also I may have to kill him if he keeps referring to ‘the Moggster’.”
