A MAN who hates identity politics is also really worried about his British identity being erased, it has been emerged.
Tom Booker is worried that the UK is ‘being overrun with foreigners diluting British culture’ but also thinks identity politics are for snowflake idiots.
He said: “As a proud British man, I have no idea why they’re all so obsessed with being gay or black or whatever.
“People are just so over-sensitive. Although if anyone says anything about the Queen I’ll punch them in the face.”
He added: “You can’t say anything anymore without someone pretending to take offence. The only genuinely offensive slur is ‘gammon’.”
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “Anyone with any sort of opinion about this gammon thing should probably just kill themselves.
“I mean, if you’re going to just waste your life on trivial bullshit anyway you might as well.”