A BOY who lost his shit because his mum gave him juice in the blue cup and not the green cup claims he is not in the slightest bit tired.
Two-year-old David Hollis later flew into a rage because his toast was the wrong way round and he did not want to wear a coat.
Hollis said: “I do not appreciate my genuine concerns being dismissed as just ‘tiredness’.
“Sure, I might have asked for the blue cup at the time of drink pouring, but I am perfectly within my rights to change my mind.
“I am not tired at all, I am just a kid who wants to drink from a green cup. In fact, the only thing I am tired of is people not listening to me.
“Well that and when they don’t let me play with the kitchen knives or they make me wear a stupid hat, the bastards.
“I feel so oppressed. I need to lie down.”