A TEN year old boy doesn’t know what he did to deserve being punished with a day out to a really old fucking town in the middle of nowhere.
Wayne Hayes said he had not only had a good week at school, he had also eaten all of his vegetables and even stopped poking his baby sister with a felt pen whenever his parents were not looking.
Hayes said: “I’ve been well good this week so why am I being punished?”
“If they were going to just punish me with this trip to Wye, Kent anyway I could have not eaten any vegetables and I could also have given my sister a dead arm for getting more attention than I do.
“Every get the feeling you’ve been cheated?”
Hayes’s father Joe said: “He’s grumpy now but wait until he sees the parish church of St. Gregory and St. Martin.
“And the other four things that were on TripAdvisor’s Top Five Things To Do In Wye, Kent – one of which is just ‘Nature’.”