A TODDLER threw a tantrum purely because he is a little bastard, it has emerged.
Three-year-old Tom Logan had a meltdown in Sainsbury’s, causing fellow shoppers to blame his mother Alice for not raising him correctly.
However it has since emerged that the toddler is just a little bastard, and nothing his mother can do will fix that.
Alice Logan said: “I try my level best not to indulge him excessively, to create a stable and loving home environment with clear structure and routines.
“It’s just that his personality type is ‘little shit’. I still love him because I am genetically programmed to do so, but there it is.
“Having a kid is a lottery.”
Parenting expert Emma Bradford confirmed that Tom Logan is worse than the evil doll Chucky in the Child’s Play films.
She said: “Some children are just little shits by their nature. It’s unfair that the blame is always shifted onto the parents.
“Not having been alive for very long doesn’t excuse you if you throw yourself on the floor and holler because you want a sugary thing. Sort it out.”