Look how many f**king books I’ve read, says everyone on GoodReads

EVERY single GoodReads user would like you to look at how many fancy fucking books they have read.

The popular book-sharing site is not, as claimed, about swapping reviews and recommendations, users have confirmed, but is about being a right la-di-dah smart arse.

Regular poster Tom Booker said: “Oh yeah, it’s all about the literary dick-swinging. Why else would we do it?

“Look upon my Read-In-2018 list and despair. Sorry, that’s a poetry reference, so you might not get it.”

When it was pointed out that several of his friends on the site had read more than him in the past year, Booker dismissed them as ‘fucking nerds who need to get a life’.