Man at party refuses to acknowledge he drank out of can that was being used as ashtray 

A MAN has tried to just play it cool after drinking from a can that had been used as an ashtray.

Tom Booker drank from the can of Carling that he thought was his whilst speaking to Emma Bradford in the kitchen of his friends party.

Booker said: “It was quite a mouthful. I did well not to puke to be honest.

“I don’t think she noticed though.”

He added: “She did get an important text a couple of seconds later and then said that she had to go but I really don’t think the two are connected.”

Bradford said: “He did well not to puke to be honest.

“I’d put at least two fags in there so I can’t imagine it tasted very nice.”

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Woman becomes middle class after eating crisps from a bowl

A WOMAN has unveiled her new middle class status by eating crisps from a bowl.

Fiona Bishop was watching a film with friend Emma Bradford when she went to the kitchen to get a snack.

Bradford revealed: “She shouted through to ask if I wanted any crisps, to which I said no. Then she came back in with some in a bowl, instead of just bringing the bag.”

Bishop added: “Emma said to me, ‘you’ve changed’.

“Just because I don’t shove crisps straight into my mouth from the bag anymore? Well, I’m a better person now.”

Bradford said: “And they were ‘Sea Salt and Balsamic Vine-weed’ instead of just ‘Salt and Vinegar’.

“She’s not ready for this.”