A MAN is under the impression that telling women they look better without makeup is a fantastic compliment.
Wayne Hayes firmly believes that informing female friends and acquaintances they could look better than they currently do is something they will love to hear.
IT support worker Hayes said: “I expect they’re really flattered that I’m giving them my input about their makeup they’ve chosen to spend quite a lot of time putting on.
“I genuinely think they look better without all that shit on their face. I’m a really strong feminist in that respect, which I’m sure the ladies appreciate.
“Yes, some of them might think they look good with makeup, which is why they choose to wear it, but luckily I can see their natural beauty and put them right.”
Woman Helen Archer said: “I don’t wear makeup to get a response from men. I wear it because I like it, and because of a complex network of societal pressures.
“I definitely don’t need the input of a bellend like Wayne – who has also voiced his preference for ‘big natural tits’ – when I’ve just spent 20 minutes getting ready.”