A FATHER-OF-TWO has entered a trance-like state while trying to decide whether a cushion is nice.
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Man unable to form opinion on cushion
Britain stops pretending to care
AS the Christmas holiday looms, Britons have abandoned all pretence of being interested in their jobs.
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