Man who ate three reduced-price Easter eggs looking at it as some sort of achievement

A MAN is oddly proud of himself after eating three reduced priced Easter Eggs in just over an hour.

Tom Logan bought the discounted eggs, which nobody wants now because it’s not Easter any more, with the vague intention of giving them to his nieces and nephews.

However he decided to eat all three of them instead.

Logan said: “Only cost me three quid for the lot and I got a free Toffee Crisp mug as well.

“Which is great as now every time I have a cup of tea out of it it’ll remind me of the time I ate all this chocolate and then lay on the sofa for an hour, teetering on the edge of vomiting.

“But also feeling like I’ve finally done something amazing in my life.”

Fellow chocolate fiend Emma Bradford added, “I don’t see the point in a Toffee Crisp mug. Why not make it out of chocolate instead of china?”

“Oh yeah, it’d melt. It’d be fucking brilliant until it did though.”