ALL men are secretly wearing a nice warm pair of leggings beneath their jeans, it has been confirmed.
As temperatures begin to plummet, every single man has covertly slipped on a pair of leggings under their jeans to provide an extra layer of toasty protection from the wind and rain.
Ryan Whittaker from Southampton said: “Who told you? I mean, don’t know what you’re talking about. Leggings are for girls, plus they’re really uncomfortable. I imagine.
“Men insulate themselves by wearing scratchy flannel shirts and thick hiking socks. Not snug cable-knit leggings they have to order from Amazon because they’re too embarrassed to buy them in person from H&M.”
Tom Booker from Hull said: “Okay, it’s true. Even blokes you’d never suspect like Jeremy Clarkson and the Rock pop on a pair of leggings come winter. And to be honest it’s the highlight of the year.
“The fabric feels great. They cup our butts and make them look amazing. The only downside is they make it a bit awkward to go for a slash. As usual though women are worse off, it must be a nightmare going for a shit in a jumpsuit.”
Housewife Donna Sheridan said: “So that’s why my leggings mysteriously reappear in the spring with the waists blown out.”