Oh good, feminism’s back, say men

MEN were last night delighted to discover that feminism is making a comeback.

"Please, I just want to watch Time Team"

“Please, I just want to watch Time Team”

As the relaunch of Spare Rib magazine follows the Femen topless protests and the campaign to ban Page 3, reasonable men looked forward to immensely enjoyable discussions with newly empowered partners, friends and relatives

Tom Logan, from Hatfield, said: “Well, that’s just excellent.

“I should probably start making a list of new and interesting ways in which I can say ‘please stop this, I’m agreeing with you’.

“Also, I am going to have to give up golf. It’s simply not worth it.”

Martin Bishop, from Stevenage, said: “I’m a fair-minded, live-and-let-live kind of chap who has never so much as glanced at a copy of FHM and strongly believes that Top Gear is for brain-damaged gibbons.

“I fear, however, that this will be wholly inadequate.”

Roy Hobbs, a house husband from Finsbury Park, said: “I’ll probably be okay, won’t I? Yeah, I’ll be fine. I’ll be fine…”

And Nathan Muir, from Peterborough, added: “I no longer have the faintest idea what I am supposed to say or do.

“It is time for me to go and live in the woods.”