A MAN who has left his laddish ways behind him is teaching friends that women are more than just hot, sexy bitches.
Former FHM High Street Honeys voter Ryan Whittaker is being progressive in a retrograde fashion and is now a socially-conscious feminist with an FHM vocabulary.
He said: “I used to think there was nothing more to women than their huge naturals. But now I realise that you can actually talk to quite a few of them, if not most.
“I’ve told my mates to look past a peachy arse, to ignore legs that go all the way up, to eschew heavy handfuls and listen to what those sweet DSLs have to say, like suffragette and solid seven Emmeline Pankhurst fought for in the 60s.”
Friend Jack Browne said: “Ryan demonstrated the male gaze for us, which is eyeing up women, repeatedly all night on Saturday. And saying ‘of course you might be bi, I won’t make heteronormative assumptions’ didn’t seem popular with the birds.
“To be fair he did spend ages talking about feminism to one girl, which was out of character, but then tried to get off with her hot mate who brushed him off, which wasn’t.”
Friend Nikki Hollis said: “I think I preferred the old Ryan who had a Kelly Brook calendar. He was a sexist wanker, but he didn’t mansplain feminism to me.”