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Second lockdown impossible to discern with naked eye

SCIENTISTS have confirmed that it is almost impossible to discern any difference between England before and after lockdown without specialist equipment. 

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My morning routine, by a woman who is lying

HOW you start the day has a huge impact on your life. I’m here to tell you, in barely credible terms, how to begin yours in the best, most bullshit way.

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