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Six things girls do that men wrongly and optimistically consider to be lesbian

WOMEN can hardly pillow-fight in frilly nightwear while giggling without men salivating over its sexy sapphism. These behaviours give them the hopeful horn: 

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Germany voting far-right out of nostalgia for the good old days

GERMANS are voting for far-right parties to bring back the halcyon days of electing a far-right leader, committing genocide and being utterly destroyed within 12 years. 

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