A STUDENT is celebrating getting the first ‘A with a shitload of stars’ grade at A Level.
Roy Hobbs secured the new qualification after writing a timed essay about Hitler that just fucking nailed it.
He said: “I also got a an A*, an A*** and an A(********)****(*), whatever that means.
“My parents are proud and a little frightened.”
Examiners confirmed that the new ‘A with a shitload of stars’ grade is only awarded to students who have been perfect from childhood.
An exam board spokesman said: “It basically means you’ve never made a bad decision.
“We are constantly tinkering with this shit and trying to make it less logical.”