THERE might not be rationing or gas masks, but a war is raging right now: the ‘culture war’. Here are the best concocted scandals people are losing their shit over.
Loughborough student union doesn’t send Princess Anne a birthday card
This slap in the face to the Princess Royal only came to light this week. It turns out she has not received a birthday card from the university in the last 30 years, clearly a deliberate snub. When asked, they said they had no plans to reverse this policy, prompting outrage.
Plans to replace statue of Winston Churchill with one of Diane Abbott
These were revealed in a tweet by someone calling themself ‘Corbyn4life’ who no one had previously heard of. She told her 11 followers she would like to see a statue of the left-wing MP replacing our national hero. This is clearly a real thing that is definitely going to happen.
Campaign to have Myra HIndley’s face on £20 notes launched
There is no evidence that anyone is in favour of this. However it is important to get extremely angry about it. You cannot be too vigilant against these lunatics.
World War 2 to be removed from history lessons
The most important event of the 20th century will be expunged from the history taught to British children, shamefully. Dunkirk, ‘Bomber’ Harris and the eventual defeat of the Nazis will be replaced by lessons about environmental and transgender issues, possibly. So far the Daily Telegraph has written 27 articles about it.
Loony students in the 1980s supported black terrorist taking over South Africa
His name was Nelson Mandela. How anyone could support this extremist is beyond belief.