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Unemployed youngsters 'make excellent pets'

YOUNG people with time on their hands can become domestic pets under a government pilot scheme.

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Liverpool match to be played on Xbox

LIVERPOOL’S weekend match against Man Utd will be contested on FIFA 12 in a bid to avoid crowd trouble, it has been confirmed.

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