GETTING a degree is a complete waste of time, according to people full of regret about not going to university.
Embittered non-graduates claim degrees are hugely expensive and a massive waste of time, especially when you could go straight to work in an office, factory or meat storage facility.
Office manager Tom Logan said: “What’s the point in going to university for three years, surrounded by girls and subsidised entertainment?
“Most graduates end up with worthless degrees in Sociology & Watching TV or Astrology & Lesbianism Studies. Admittedly those are jokey examples which don’t really exist, but you get the idea.
“Also, having started work at 16 allows me to bang on about ‘hard graft’, as though spending 25 years slowly grinding my way up to a tedious middle-management job has taught me something profound about life.”
Education expert Donna Sheridan said: “University equals better employment prospects, which is strange considering it’s mainly about constructing a fake ‘interesting’ persona for yourself based on wearing stupid clothes.
“Most criticism of degrees is probably just sour grapes, although I wouldn’t recommend doing one of those business degrees where every module is just random management jargon. They really are bullshit.”