SOME women have confirmed that another woman is ‘a bit rough’.
35-year-old Nikki Hollis’s slight roughness was confirmed by a group of women talking in a bar, which included several of her supposed friends.
Former colleague Emma Bradford said: “Nikki can be nice, but fundamentally she’s a bit rough. She once bit someone on a flight to Mykonos and they had to do an emergency landing.
“Also her hygiene is…good. Not great though, definitely not great.”
Although ‘a bit rough’ is perhaps the ultimate slur that women can use against each other, the group was unable to define exactly what it meant.
Hollis’s neighbour Mary Fisher said: “It’s not a snobbery thing, anyone can be a bit rough.
“It’s like Fight Club. The only rule of being a bit rough is that you are a bit rough.”
Hollis strongly denied the allegations that she is a bit rough, saying: “If this has got anything to do with me pissing myself in the VIP room at Pacino’s nightclub, that was years ago and I was under a lot of work pressure at the time.”