Sunday, 25th October 2020

Woman gains superpower of invisibility by going out without make-up

A WOMAN has gained the incredible superpower of invisibility by going out with her hair scraped back and without any make-up.

Nikki Hollis, aged 32, discovered her amazing ability when she hugely overslept and was forced to go to work fresh-faced, whereupon she was ignored by everybody.

She said: “I’m still here. You just can’t see me.

“That bloke who eyes me up on the bus? Stared straight through. The creepy post guy who’s been making clicks and whistles at me every day for three years? Silent.

“I glided through crowds without being noticed by anyone, like I was in The Matrix or something. Even women didn’t spare me so much as a glance.

“I feel like I’ve hacked life, even though it did take me 15 minutes to get served in the hipster coffee place.”

Hollis is now considering getting a bit fat to see if she can fully achieve anonymity in the eyes of society.