Woman outsmarts biscuit with larger mug

A WOMAN struggling to dunk a biscuit has finally defeated it with a bigger mug.

After several rage-filled minutes, Joanna Kramer went out and spent £1.99 on a larger mug in which she can dunk the digestive-type biscuit without having to take annoying nibbles around its sides.

Kramer said: “I was like ‘just go in the fucking mug’, trying to cram it in there but it was just not possible without breaking it.

“However I would not let the crumbly little dickhead get the better of me.

“I grabbed my coat and headed to B & M Bargains where I bought myself a large blue generic mug in which I could fit an entire giant cookie should the fancy take me.

“While I was in the shop I also picked myself up a giant kitchen roll, a cheap faux fur throw, some clothes pegs and a box of crisps, all for under a tenner, so kiss my ass biscuits.”