Woman tells sad story then has photo taken on park bench

A WOMAN has revealed her anguish, heartbreak and anger before posing on a park bench.

The story was told in a series of devastating paragraphs which will make you weep with sadness and fury and ask why this was allowed to happen here.

According to the paragraphs a normal life filled with good quality objects and sophisticated holidays was turned upside down by shocking events caused by cruelty, negligence and society.

The events will leave you open mouthed in frustration and anger at a system or a person or a combination of the two.

The paragraphs revealed the woman was moderately successful and lived in a perfectly nice house until she was left reeling by romantic betrayal and a terrible disease caused by an everyday thing.

Moments later she was sacked.

She confirmed that her cheating husband did not care that her doctor was incompetent, while her employer must have known that her doctor was incompetent and her husband was cheating.

But because of brave perseverance everything is basically okay now.

Experts said the story was inspirational but will also make you stop and think before doing most of the things in your life.

The woman then sat on the park bench and used her face to convey the heartbreak, anger and eventual return to normality.

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Miliband recruits the Punisher

ED Miliband is hoping to invigorate the shadow cabinet with the appointment of Marvel Comics character the Punisher.

It is hoped the brutal vigilante superhero will put the government on the defensive with his imposing physical presence, uncompromising moral code and large arsenal of weaponry.

Miliband said: “The Punisher is exactly the sort of ‘big hitter’ we need in the run-up to the general election, especially given the shadow cabinet’s singular lack of testosterone.

“He believes that injustice should be met with extremely violent retribution, which makes him the ideal person to speak out on issues like the bedroom tax and Atos assessments.

“His interest in brutal justice was sparked by seeing his family murdered by mobsters, so he’ll probably be a good spokesman on crime and family issues too.

“Also he tends to carry a machine gun around with him, so the Tories probably won’t take the piss out of him like they do with me.”

The Punisher, former special forces operative Frank Castle, said: “Joining the shadow cabinet is an excellent opportunity to punish people who aren’t just criminals or supervillains.

“David Cameron clearly lied about privatising the NHS, something I intend to force him to admit by either dangling him from the top of a building or cutting off his fingers one by one.

“I also intend to raise the issue of disabled people being declared fit to work with Iain Duncan Smith, which may involve me burning him to death with a flamethrower.

“I must be careful with my expenses though, or I’ll have to punish myself.”