A COMPANY has admitted a productive meeting was held in their offices by accident.
Employees confirmed the meeting began and ended on time, the video conferencing software worked and no-one talked out of their arse at any point.
Martin Bishop said: “No-one needed to pop out for a coffee, or to get a chair, or to go looking for that f*ckwit Martin who said he’d just be a minute but perhaps didn’t know what room we’d ended up in.
“Then, someone had a clear objective and we all discussed it and agreed on next steps, without anyone talking bollocks for half an hour.
“It was quite traumatic actually. I had to take the rest of the day off and recover by having a nice, soothing wank while ‘working from home’.”