By Norman Steele
WHAT a surprise. Public sector workers are getting another bumper payout in the budget. I say it’s time to call them what they are – lazy thieving scum, and punish them accordingly.
Even the most bone idle council road sweeper or anti-white diversity officer gets a ‘gold-plated’ pension. I reckon that must be at least £500,000 a year, judging by the outrage of my preferred newspaper of record, the Sun.
Admittedly when I was in hospital recently with gout the staff seemed rushed off their feet, but that was probably a freak day when they weren’t standing around chatting or taking their own drugs.
Luckily the brave journalists at the Sun and Daily Mail aren’t afraid to expose the great public sector scam. It’s time for those responsible to face up to their crimes – with prison sentences and, for the most overpaid parasites, the death penalty.
Sure, firing squads for NHS staff won’t be popular with bleeding heart liberals. But if we only execute, say, one in five, it will act as a deterrent across the whole corrupt organisation. And motivate nurses to bring you more tea and biscuits when you ask, instead of spinning some line about ‘other patients to see’.
Binmen are the worst. Their big lorries lift the bins, so what are we paying for them for? We should put them in labour camps, where they can pay back all the work they avoided by breaking rocks for 23 hours a day until they drop dead.
I don’t mind admitting I’d have joined the public sector gravy train if I’d known about it sooner. But Muggins here got a punishing private sector job for 38 hours a week that only enabled me to afford two holidays a year and a four-bedroom house, not a social worker’s luxury yacht.