Welsh co-worker cannot go 24 hours without mentioning being Welsh

A MAN from Wales cannot go a full day without talking about it, colleagues have confirmed.

Wayne Hayes, who lives and works in Birmingham, takes any opportunity to mention his heritage, but also mentions it when there is no opportunity.

Typical methods of highlighting his Welshness include saying how Welsh things are better than English things and attempting to take credit for the achievements of famous Welsh people.

Office worker Hayes said: “It’s terrible what’s happening with the NHS. Did you know the NHS was invented by a Welshman? His name was Aneurin Bevan. I’m Welsh by the way.

“You probably guessed by the accent. And this Welsh Rugby hat I wear every day. Shame the English don’t have as much pride as us Welsh. Not as much to be proud about, I suppose.”

Co-worker Nikki Hollis said: “There was a day last week when he didn’t mention it. I thought he’d forgotten but he texted me at 11.30pm to say that Ryan Giggs was better than Ronaldo.”

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