THE former home secretary has been told that being fired is a lifestyle choice that she has knowingly made.
Suella Braverman, who was dismissed before she even managed to reach work this morning, is expected to be perfectly happy with this turn of events as it was entirely due to her own actions.
Nikki Hollis of Clapham said: “I should think she’s really owning this. You wouldn’t get any complaints about unfairness, not from Suella.
“Having used her position to stir up hatred in volatile situations, spout shit about hurricanes of migrants but do piss all to stop them and punch her career in the metaphorical fanny by writing a poxy Times article, she can’t blame anyone else.
“Who knows when your talent will rise again, Suella? Perhaps you’ll be back in the job six days later like last f**king time. Perhaps you’re entertaining offers from leading broadcasters with viewers in the low three figures. Perhaps nobody cares.
“Now you can begin the groundwork to become next Conservative leader, with the minor caveats that everybody hates you and you’re provably shit at your job. Again, your choices.”
Tent dweller Martin Bishop said: “I can’t stop laughing, and I don’t think I ever will.”