NIGEL Farage has declared that in fact getting elected with the votes of brown Muslims rather than the white working classes is cheating.
The Reform leader, who clarified that he is in no way a bad loser, explained electoral law rules that in the event of the wrong anti-establishment insurgent party coming second Islamic votes do not count.
He continued: “I mean it’s not written anywhere. But we all know it.
“The Greens have disgracefully pandered to their voter’s prejudices, which is disqualifying in itself, and only won by targeting voters with a particular colour of skin which I would never do.
“Winning Gorton and Denton, which is a shithole I’d be ashamed to have my party representing anyway, based on what’s happening in Gaza is shameful. Though if voters back us for our pro-Israel stance they’re bloody principled.
“What we should do is win a general election, enact our program of mass deportations, then hold this by-election again and we’d definitely win. That would be the fair way to do it.
“Except we’re not going to win a general election because our support’s peaked and voters would rather elect the Greens or Plaid f**king Cymru instead of us and it’s not fair.”
Green leader Zack Polanski said: “Five MPs? Guess we’re the ones on the rise who’ll inevitably take power now, eh media? I expect you’ll be covering us accordingly.”
