A MAN is pretty confident that porn star Cambridge Analytica has been paid off by Trump and Stormy Daniels has shut down, or possibly vice versa.
Sales executive Nathan Muir admitted he has not been following the story that closely but believes Cambridge Analytica is definitely the porn star, because of her provocative name.
He said: “You can just picture her. She’d have glasses and that. The sexy librarian look. She’d go, ‘I’m Cambridge. Have you been naughty and brought your books back late?’
“Whereas no self-respecting adult film actor would call themselves Stormy Daniels. It’s really 80s and it makes you think of Paul Daniels. That’s the last thing you want if you’re a porn star.
“Anyway that dodgy company Stormy Daniels has been shut down for pinching everyone’s data, and Cambridge Analytica had an affair with Trump, the lucky sod.
“Politics in the 21st century is really confusing, but you can understand it if you’re prepared to make the effort like me.”