ANYONE who enters politics when still in their 20s is strange, disturbed and should be stopped, voters have agreed.
After 28-year-old Gen Kitchen became the new MP for Wellingborough last week, the public voiced support for banning anyone under 30 from entering politics because that is objectively weird.
Political scientist Dr Helen Archer said: “Liz Truss and William Hague got into politics young. I believe that’s the case against pretty much made.
“Though this is cross-party, because it’s always a freakshow. From Dehenna Davison, whose greatest achievement prior to becoming an MP was marrying a man 35 years her senior on Channel 4, to Keir Mather on work experience in a suit his mum bought in the Next sale.
“Anyone spending their fittest years with their glowing skin braying at 90-year-olds about tax credits should be the last person selected as a parliamentary candidate. It should disqualify them automatically, like jury duty.
“Everyone knows the best MPs are failures in business and life who only decide to run because they’re not qualified for anything else. That’s the only way to explain Lee Anderson.
“So to the next Mhairi Black, quit before you’ve wasted a decade achieving nothing in Westminster. You’ll never be this young and drug-resilient again. Enjoy it.”
