Andrea Leadsom’s CV claims she already is prime minister

TORY leadership candidate Andrea Leadsom’s CV list her current position as ‘Prime Minister of the UK from 2010-ongoing’.

The MP for South Northamptonshire lists her notable achievements in office as turning the UK’s deficit into a surplus, saving the steel industry and leading the Brexit campaign.

A supporter said: “Andrea’s achievements since leaving her previous role as Big Boss of the City of London are very impressive.

“With her visionary programme of austerity she turned a recession into an economic boom which has easily outstripped China’s, reducing unemployment to its current level of five.

“That turned her 50-seat victory in the 2010 election into a Tory landslide in 2015 with a majority of 197, giving her the largest mandate any leader has ever enjoyed.

“I’m not sure why she’s running for prime minister when she’s already prime minister, but anyone asking suspicious questions is just one of those pessimists she’s promised to banish.”

Leadsom’s CV also listed her hobbies as reading, country walks and socialising with friends.