Sunday, 27th September 2020

'Project Fear' vindicated as Brexit leads to return of Ann Widdecombe

FRESH concerns have been raised over Brexit after it caused the return of Ann Widdecombe.

The former Home Office minister is standing for the Brexit Party in the European elections, confirming predictions that were previously dismissed as ‘Project Fear’.

Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: “When David Cameron outlined his plans for the EU referendum in 2015, I immediately said ‘I warn you now, this will bring back Ann Widdecombe - and we will deserve it’.

“That quivering, high-pitched voice that sounds like a hoax recording of a medieval ghost, spouting the sort of insane shit that even some Brexiters find unsettling.

“Do not watch television or listen to the radio for the next month unless you actively want to rip your own head off.

“Ann Widdecombe is why Strictly Come Dancing is evil.”