DAVID Cameron has used cutlery to slice a bacon roll into fine slivers.
The prime minister is the latest politician to use the consumption of bacon in a bap to demonstrate empathy with the proletariat.
Cafe worker Tom Logan said: “He brought his own silverware, wrapped in a cloth napkin stamped with his family’s crest.
“He cut the bacon roll into thin strips, swallowing each one whole as if to avoid triggering his gag reflex. It was the creepiest thing I have ever seen.
“Then he bent double, dry heaved and said ‘Give us a cuppa over here, me old mucker, cor blimey’.”
Last week Ed Miliband blamed ‘excessive slipperiness’ after he tried to eat a bacon roll by putting it in his ear.
Meanwhile Nick Clegg has eaten a bacon bap by gripping it in his feeble, broken man’s fingers and taking weak, exhausted little nibbles.