THE economy contracts when cold, like a scrotum, chancellor George Osborne said last night.
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Economy like my scrotum, says Osborne
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Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)Climbing up on Solsbury Hill, I could see the city lights. Wind was blowing, time stood still, eagle flew out of the night. A great evening of dogging lay ahead.
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