NIGEL Farage stared through the looking glass yesterday as he was besieged in an Edinburgh pub by demented nationalists.
The UKIP leader had gone to Scotland to talk about why the country you come from is the most important thing about you, but was forced to flee by some furious Scottish people who believe exactly the same thing.
Farage said: “It was like Being John Malkovich. I looked out and saw lots of angry, Scottish versions of my own face.
“Thankfully, it has taught me absolutely nothing.”
Bill McKay, a Scottish Farage, said: “I want to kill that posh English bastard and his message of hate.”