TORY leader David Cameron will attempt to revive his party's fortunes by telling voters he will do what they want him to do.
Mr Cameron told a press conference at Westminster that the Conservative Party must respond to the everyday concerns of ordinary voters, including their need to see him dance suggestively in a dimly lit club.
The Tory leader then worked his way along the front row of reporters offering to loosen their collars, before asking the political editor of the Daily Telegraph if he would like to see him do the shimmy again.
Mr Cameron added that voters should feel free to stuff tenners into his flimsy pants as most of the money would be returned in tax cuts after a Tory election victory.
Bill McKay, professor of politics at Glasgow Clyde University, said: "Usually when politicians are losing ground they resort to populism, but by offering to bump and grind in voters' faces, Cameron is changing the political landscape."
He added: "I suspect that Cameron is also the type who will offer people a little something extra in the back room if they are so inclined."