Lib Dems refuse to rule out coalition with absolutely anyone

THE Lib Dems are refusing to rule out a coalition with any British political party that will have them, they have confirmed. 

Tim Farron has said his MPs will be open to working with Labour, the SNP, Plaid Cymru, the Conservatives, UKIP, the Democratic Unionists, Sinn Fein, the Greens, the Natural Law Party or Cornish nationalists Mebyon Kernow.

He continued: “I hope I’ve not left anyone out.

“Whoever you are, whatever your political persuasions, if you’re willing to work with the Liberal Democrats then the Liberal Democrats are willing to work with you.

“Perhaps we’ll be a restraining influence on your right-wing dictatorship, or a voice of moderating reason on your socialist paradise. Perhaps we’ll just be there, keeping you company.

“Please. Let me be the ventriloquist’s dummy I so clearly resemble. Just let us in.”