‘Look at me! I’m picking a fight!’ says May
THE prime minister has demanded everyone in Britain look at her as she picks a fight with the EU that she will certainly lose.
May, whose previous skirmish ended with her metaphorically face-down on the playground tarmac with her arm twisted behind her back being forced to say ‘I’m a twat,’ wants everyone’s attention as she goes in for round two.
She added: “I don’t like your citizens, and they’re not getting equal rights! There, I said it! Now what are you doing about that, Mr Juncker?
“They can come here but we won’t let them in any of the good bits and they have to wear bells around their necks so everyone knows they’re foreign. Yeah.
“Now I want everyone in Britain to take note of how tough I’m being standing up to the EU just like the newspapers told me to. You can look away after this. The outcome isn’t important.
“How’d you like me now, Remainers? I’m the new Iron Lady delivering the Brexit the people want. Boo-yah. Get in the ring Michel Barnier. I’ll kick your bitchy little ass. Punk.”
EU president Donald Tusk said: “There is no doubt we will win. But somehow, it is still humiliating.”