A MAN who won’t shut up about how important it is to vote will miss polling day due to being in the pub.
Tom Logan has been irritating his friends with holier-than-thou rants about low election turn-outs, despite the fact that the last time he made it to a polling station he found it closed because he had gone on the wrong day.
Booker’s friend Carolyn Ryan said: “Tom usually only posts pictures of himself in various states of wastedness, so there is something deeply irritating about him suddenly developing a political conscience.
“It’s like he thinks no one else has noticed about the election, or even politics in general, and has taken it upon himself to educate us all in a patronising fashion.
“It’s admirable in a way, but I’d honestly rather see 19 identical photos of Tom being sick in a doorway than yet another infographic that he clearly does not understand about the economic effect of Brexit.”
Booker said: “There is nothing finer than exercising one’s democratic right to vote. Unless they put the polling station too far from the pub, of course. Then it’s just a massive pain in the arse.”
