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Protestors celebrate defeat of crime bill by not being rounded up and shot

PEACEFUL protestors have celebrated the defeat of the government’s crime bill in the Lords by not being arrested, imprisoned without charge and shot at dawn. 

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All homeless people admit it was the TV licence that broke them

THE UK’s homeless population have confirmed that it was the annual £159 TV licence payment that forced them onto the streets. 

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