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'You know how you voted for extra public spending? Well…' says Reeves

THE chancellor has explained to the electorate that, just like with voting for lower immigration and Boris, they will not be getting exactly what they asked for.

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I have cured my electric car's homosexuality, by a right-wing motorist

WHEN my wife insisted on buying an electric car I said ‘yes’. Not because I’m an emasculated cuck, though. Because bothering to argue with a woman is what a Beta would do.

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