Nothing gets him hornier than when he gets away with something. So I'm not there

26th May 2022

From the diary of Carrie Johnson, Britain’s First Lady:

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Don't have windows: energy-saving tips from a penny-pinching expert

25th May 2022

AS I walk through the streets, saving money as ever by paying for neither transport or a gym, I chuckle at the houses wasting energy by having windows. What fools.