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The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Rishi Sunak's private pissing jet

WAKING in a walk-in refrigerator, having mislaid my hotel keys, the hotel’s name and the name of the city I am currently in, I am joined by a visitor. 

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Fire every teacher. Hire a random selection of drunks from a Nuneaton Wetherspoons. They'd do a better job

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who believes hanging is both too good for them and all they deserve

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